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5 Things Amanda Bynes Thinks Are Pretty

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Make no mistake: Amanda Bynes thinks you’re ugly.

In fact, she thinks just about everyone is ugly: Rihanna, Courtney Love, the cop who arrested her, her father, Lance Bass, RuPaul… hell, she even thinks she’s ugly, what with all the nose job talk.

This begs the question: Who– or what– does she think is not ugly?

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so maybe we need to take a look inside the mind of this particular beholder.

So behold, 5 things Amanda Bynes thinks are actually pretty.

1. This cake.

 

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2. Justin Bieber’s Leather Tank Top.

 

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3. The Blobfish.

 

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4. Gary, Indiana.

 

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5. Mid-1990s Hockey Haircuts.

 

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Understand Amanda’s point of reference, understand her.

Liz Kozak (Editor) is a writer in Chicago who would take commas and hyphens over cake and ice cream any day.  She also contributes regularly at The Huffington Post and blogs about stuff at poseypieproductions.com. Follow @LizKoz.

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