No punchlines today. We’re super busy sitting around, making phone calls, not looking at Wikipedia.

And of course, it’s not just Lamar Smith (202) 225-4236 who is looking to bring apocalyptic hellfire down on free and open interwebnets. It’s John Conyers (202) 225-5126, it’s all these awesome megageniuses, Republicans and Democrats, who have united across party lines to do us all, very hard, in the collective no-no hole.

Feel free to let them know your thoughts. Be civil, but be creative! Call as your favorite internet meme thing.

Why not? Call Mark Amodei (202) 225-6155 as Sassy Gay Pissed Off Citizen, Joe Baca (202) 225-6161 as Keyboard Cat Who All Of A Sudden Also Raps For Some Reason, or give John Carter (202) 225-3864 Make Up Tips For Web Fascists.

Hell, call as that Chocolate Rain dude and sing Patrick Leahy (202) 224-4242 aaaalllll the reasons he stepped in it, big time.

See you tomorrow. Cougar Lesbians, everybody!

Written and Directed by Andy Cobb
Produced by Mike Damanskis

Featuring:
Sara Amini, Christine Medrano, Rachel Crane, Andy Cobb, Jaime Moyer, Cristen Irene, Mark Bade, Eric Rutherford

©2010 The Second City Inc./Andy Cobb