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Top Ten Shittiest Things people say to Vegetarians

10. The only PETA I care about is wrapped around my Gyro.

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9. Cool, my sister was a vegetarian for a while. Then again, so was Hitler…

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8. Ugh, I’m sweating in this Mink.

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7. Neat, you posted more pictures of food on Instagram.

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6. God put those animals here so we could eat them.

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5. Sounds great; we’ll both have the veal.

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4. For once, can we not make this about YOU, PLEASE?!

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3. We get it, you’re poor.

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2. If you change your mind, I’ve got three inches of sausage you can have.

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1. Man, you gotta help me; I know you got some weed.

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