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“Don’t Be Offended…” A List of Roundabout, Passive-Aggressive Insults

  1. You know it’s funny, but I can never tell if you’re pregnant or not. 2. Think of it this way: every group picture needs someone to stand behind everyone else. 3. Sure, a lot of guys wear bras. [more]

April 18, 2013 By: Eileen Montelione, Comedy, Words

Valentine’s Day Hangover

In honor of our nation’s most disposable holiday, Second City actress and love guru, Eileen  Montelione, has been generous enough to give you guys out there a tutorial on how to fuck up a first date. Or in her case, [more]

February 15, 2013 By: Eileen Montelione, Words

Top Ten Shittiest Things people say to Vegetarians

10. The only PETA I care about is wrapped around my Gyro. 9. Cool, my sister was a vegetarian for a while. Then again, so was Hitler… 8. Ugh, I’m sweating in this Mink. 7. Neat, you posted more pictures [more]

January 8, 2013 By: Eileen Montelione, Top Ten List, Words