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Throw the World’s Worst Oscar Party

Oscars parties are an annual tradition where people who have maybe seen one “important” movie around Christmas get together, gawk at pretty dresses and say the sentence, “I’ve never even heard of that movie!” about six dozen times. Often, there [more]

February 28, 2014 By: John Loos, Comedy, Words
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How to Behave Around Your Gay Teammate in the Locker Room

Hey you. Yeah, you. Elite athlete making millions of dollars playing football for the NFL. I know you’re concerned about the upcoming season now that Michael Sam, the star defensive lineman from Mizzou who’s a top NFL prospect, just came [more]

February 12, 2014 By: John Loos, Comedy, Words
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9 Best Places in Illinois for Same-Sex Weddings

It’s official: the Land of Lincoln has become the Land of Same-Sex Love. Since Illinois became the16th state to legalize same-sex marriage last month, gay and lesbian couples across the Prairie State are celebrating, proposing to each other and scheming [more]

December 9, 2013 By: John Loos, Comedy, Words
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Tea Party Tips for Better Sex

We’ve all been there. After 30 years of marriage to the same angry old white person, the flames of romance and sensual liberty are getting more difficult to keep burning. You’ve tried it all: missionary, missionary in the dark, missionary [more]

October 24, 2013 By: John Loos, Comedy, Words