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Top 10 Match.com Responses in Martha Stewart’s Inbox

  10. “I don’t mean to be forward, but there’s a fitted sheet in my bedroom that could use a proper folding.” 9. “How about you, me, and an afternoon stroll through Jo-Ann Fabrics? Let’s stitch ourselves up a crafternoon to remember.” [more]

May 7, 2013 By: Kate Lambert, Words
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The Bachelor vs. The Hunger Games

I watched The Bachelor finale last night. During the three hour viewing extravaganza (grueling even for viewers), I found myself dreading the proposal as I watched the last date with the final two contestants, knowing for one woman that the [more]

March 14, 2013 By: Kate Lambert, Words
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Best Ways to Live Like You’re on The Bachelor

  1. Show up to everything in a limo. 2. Bring up marriage as soon as possible. When introducing yourself to a man, you can ease him into this conversation by saying something like, “So, you must be my future [more]

March 4, 2013 By: Kate Lambert, Words