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Why We Should Have Seen the NSA Scandal Coming Since ’96

  For those of you shocked to learn that the government was accessing our personal cell phone information, here’s another shocker: Fire is fucking hot.  If you are too young to remember when cell phones first came out, get laid [more]

June 10, 2013 By: Ed Furman, Comedy, Words

8 Types of Comedians That Aren’t Funny

Dear Comedy Goofs, This is an open letter to all of the yahoos that decided to “do comedy” for “a living.” In short, none of you are funny. All of you should stop and get real jobs. Leave the microphones [more]

June 7, 2013 By: Kevin Sciretta

5 Things Amanda Bynes Thinks Are Pretty

  Make no mistake: Amanda Bynes thinks you’re ugly. In fact, she thinks just about everyone is ugly: Rihanna, Courtney Love, the cop who arrested her, her father, Lance Bass, RuPaul… hell, she even thinks she’s ugly, what with all [more]

June 6, 2013 Comedy, Words

5 Superfoods to Get You Super-Buzzed

The Food and Drug Administration announced they’ll be investigating the potential health risks involved with the use of added caffeine in food products. Isn’t that nuts? I mean, isn’t that totally insane? As a man who is constantly on the [more]

June 5, 2013 By: Daniel Strauss, Comedy, Words

10 Second City Folks Who Are Totally Crushing It

    With the recent departure of several Saturday Night Live veteran cast members, Rolling Stone released a list of 10 comedians that should be on Lorne Michaels’ short list for potential new hires. It’s no surprise that the majority of the spots were awarded to men [more]

June 4, 2013 By: Katie Rich, Comedy

The Girls’ (Realistic) Guide to Summer

Go grab a gal pal (or twelve!) and get to girling around this summer with our handy-dandy guide! JUNE Sat 01 Learn what shape your face is so you can purchase appropriate sunglasses to lose. Sun 02 Wrestle with whether [more]

May 30, 2013 By: Andel Sudik, Comedy, Words

I Can’t Wait to See You Naked by Your Xbox One

Come on baby, don’t be like that, playing all hard to get. I know you want me. Your eyes were glued to your computer screen as you watched my whole live stream announcement. When Don Mattrick got on stage and [more]

May 29, 2013 By: Daniel Strauss, Comedy

The UNAUTHORIZED Anthony Weiner Campaign Video

Anthony Weiner’s new video announcing his candidacy for mayor of New York City went through a lot of edits. A lot. As you watch the final video released to the public, read along with the uncut, unauthorized version his campaign [more]

May 28, 2013 By: Hans Holsen, Comedy, Words

Disney Unleashes the Ultimate Princess

After their controversial makeover of Brave‘s Princess Merida, the only semi-independent princess in their franchise, Disney has a lot of damage to undo. Problem solved: Meet the newest Disney Princess! Once upon a time not that long ago, in a land [more]

May 24, 2013 By: Chelsea Devantez, Comedy, Words

Twitter Contest! What’s the Funniest Thing On Your Phone?

  Let’s face it. NO ONE feels like working today. So here’s a nice little distraction for you… We’re launching a Great Twitter Adventure! Here’s what you need to do right now: Make sure you’re following us @SecondCityNetwk on Twitter. Tweet [more]

May 24, 2013 Comedy, Pictures, Words